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Of course Bush will be president for another 4 years!
But Kerry has a chance at turning it around all he has to do is the following.
1) Promise to invade Iran next. (Americans never really forgot the entire hostage thing)
2) Tell the American public that he will require all visitors to the United States have a microchip placed in their skulls so they can be electronically monitored.
3) Create a snitch line for illegal immigrants and promise that all those caught will be publically flogged for a first offense and exectued for a second offense. (That will send a clear message to those starving bastards in Nicaragua. Unless you have cheap consumer electronics.. Stay the Fuck out of the USA.)
4) Promise to restore American values by creating "re-education" camps for everyone that wants or supports same sex couples. He might even want to include the "Tree hugging hippies."
5) Promise that everyone in the United States will recieve a free firearm of their choice. Afterall, crime statistics go down when everyone is armed to the teeth. (He may want to apply this same approach to Cancer and require all Americans start smoking. He could cut back more health care and use the money to defray gasoline prices.)
Under most circumstances I am not a supporter of war. But in the case of George Bush being re-elected. I think a cival conflict would go a long way to demonstrate the intelligence of the American people.
Pain in the ass
(The opinions expressed by me are not necessarily shared by anyone else and I don`t give a damn.)
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