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Pleasurepays · 05-01-2004, 04:54 AM

LOCAL FRAT BOY ACCIDENTALLY DATE RAPES SELF

Boulder, CO - Local fraternity brother Doug Hansen, of Kappa Alpha Lambda, made a regrettable move yesterday at McFlannery's, a popular college hang-out and meat market. Despite his track record of successful date rapes, Hansen's own magic worked against him as he accidentally slipped himself a Ruphenol tablet, better known as "Rufies." Nearly half an hour after accidentally ingesting the drug, Hansen lost consciousness and would later wake up in shock in his own bed.

"It was so humiliating," Hansen said shakingly, while wrapped in a blanket at the Kappa house this morning. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I'm usually so responsible. I just don't know what to think. Everyone's gonna think I'm a total slut." According to Hansen's own testimony, he took himself back to his frat house after losing consciousness and coerced himself into having sex. Due to Ruphenol's hypnotic, inhibition-eliminating effects, Hansen barely remembers consenting to the vicious assault.

Hansen's friends have gone on a crusade around the University of Colorado campus, posting flyers that explicitly finger Hansen as a notorious date-rapist. "I would just like to live in a city where we didn't have to worry about sexual predators," Tim Barrington, Hansen's fraternity brother commented. "I think the whole town needs to know about this scumbag. Doug never did anything to deserve this. It's not his fault."

05-01-2004, 04:54 AM
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Local Frat Boy Accidentally Date Rapes Self LOCAL FRAT BOY ACCIDENTALLY DATE RAPES SELF Boulder, CO - Local fraternity brother Doug Hansen, of Kappa Alpha Lambda, made a regrettable move yesterday at McFlannery's, a popular college hang-out and meat market. Despite his track record of successful date rapes, Hansen's own magic worked against him as he accidentally slipped himself a Ruphenol tablet, better known as "Rufies." Nearly half an hour after accidentally ingesting the drug, Hansen lost consciousness and would later wake up in shock in his own bed. "It was so humiliating," Hansen said shakingly, while wrapped in a blanket at the Kappa house this morning. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I'm usually so responsible. I just don't know what to think. Everyone's gonna think I'm a total slut." According to Hansen's own testimony, he took himself back to his frat house after losing consciousness and coerced himself into having sex. Due to Ruphenol's hypnotic, inhibition-eliminating effects, Hansen barely remembers consenting to the vicious assault. Hansen's friends have gone on a crusade around the University of Colorado campus, posting flyers that explicitly finger Hansen as a notorious date-rapist. "I would just like to live in a city where we didn't have to worry about sexual predators," Tim Barrington, Hansen's fraternity brother commented. "I think the whole town needs to know about this scumbag. Doug never did anything to deserve this. It's not his fault."