activator

good morning everyone
i'm "dj activator" 25 year old male in canada, I just lost my job about 2 weeks ago (got canned) and I was wondering if anyone here could introduce me some way of making some income online on the net? Porn? Ebay store whatever.. I have some great stuff to share/give in return or I can even pay a % to the person that teaches me stuff for the first few months.

THanks ladies & gents, any help would be greatly appriciated, no spam or BS please