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Why I passed a whole semester of college without taking finals. I have the bullshit gene.
Start with some bullshit points:
What is music? It can be said that music is really nothing more than a pattern of sounds that trigger certain emotions in the human brain. It is a science so complex that it can only be thought of as art. Man has managed to narrow it down to a written language of notes, chords, measures, etc but the creation of powerful music can only come from an innate ability to transpose emotion into a universal sound blah blah.
Beethovens 5th still recognized by people today blah blah truly an amazing feat to have a few measures of music that people still use in movies, television, they think it in their head, use it in certain conversation when certain topics arise, etc. What an amazing talent it is for a person to be able to take that and through a painstaking process of selecting not only the correct notes but instrumentation, strike a chord in the hearts of so many people blah blah blah.
Pure fucking bullshit. They know they're assigning bullshit if its english class. They just wanna see if you can string the words together. I'm the king of the 15 minute multi page A+ essay.
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