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ItBurnsWhenIpee · 04-29-2004, 01:32 AM

I've always said Jay Leno is the Anti Christ because of a number of reasons, which follow. All of these are things I've heard from his mouth multiple times, not rumors...

- His senior yearbook quote is "I want to host the Tonight Show some day"

- He saw a woman from across the room in a comedy club one night and told his friend he was going to marry her, before ever talking to her. She is still his wife now.

- All six women that he has been serious with in his life have had the same birth day. The mathmatical odds of this happening must be astronomical.

- He eats the same thing every day. Chicken for lunch, pasta for dinner.

- He works from 8 am to 2 am the next morning, every day

- He has the smallest office of the Tonight Show staff, with a hole in its wall.

- He wears the same thing every day. A denim shirt and denim jeans.

- He claims he has never spent a dime of his tonight show money - only his standup money, which he still does all the time. What is he saving all those millions for???

AND...

the new reason I discovered tonight...

- Jay Leno and Saddam Hussein share a birthday. April 29th.

And to answer your question, no I am not a stalker. Just an inquisitive boy with plenty of time on his hands...

04-29-2004, 01:32 AM
ItBurnsWhenIpee Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal Posts: 1,288	One more reason Jay Leno is the ANTI CHRIST I've always said Jay Leno is the Anti Christ because of a number of reasons, which follow. All of these are things I've heard from his mouth multiple times, not rumors... - His senior yearbook quote is "I want to host the Tonight Show some day" - He saw a woman from across the room in a comedy club one night and told his friend he was going to marry her, before ever talking to her. She is still his wife now. - All six women that he has been serious with in his life have had the same birth day. The mathmatical odds of this happening must be astronomical. - He eats the same thing every day. Chicken for lunch, pasta for dinner. - He works from 8 am to 2 am the next morning, every day - He has the smallest office of the Tonight Show staff, with a hole in its wall. - He wears the same thing every day. A denim shirt and denim jeans. - He claims he has never spent a dime of his tonight show money - only his standup money, which he still does all the time. What is he saving all those millions for??? AND... the new reason I discovered tonight... - Jay Leno and Saddam Hussein share a birthday. April 29th. And to answer your question, no I am not a stalker. Just an inquisitive boy with plenty of time on his hands...