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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Why would you offer her a cucumber anyways. They will always be longer than you, fatter than you, dirt cheap, never leaves a wetspot, and doesnt leave the toilet seat up.
Thats like a man with a 6 inch dick buying his woman a 9 inch dildo.
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