Thread: Cucumbers and your girl ... sorry Punker Barbie
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:43 PM  
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Why would you offer her a cucumber anyways. They will always be longer than you, fatter than you, dirt cheap, never leaves a wetspot, and doesnt leave the toilet seat up.

Thats like a man with a 6 inch dick buying his woman a 9 inch dildo.
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