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Originally posted by blackmonsters
Your condition is know as Hemofecalitis and although rare it is not uncommon. It will continue to occur throughout your life unless treated. 40% of people with the condition have no other bad effects but 60% will develop infection at some point ranging from mild infection to gang grene which will require the removal of the lower bowel and dependency on a colostomy bag.
Mild infection is painless and often not detected until gang grene has occured.
It can be cured easily with either home remedy or expensive laser surgery. Basically you have a wound that heals but is re-opened often because a soft scar tissue has developed that will break over and over again from the slightess pressure.
The home remedy was developed in Arabia thousands of years ago. You simply make the scar tissue thicker through cortorization.
Take a butter knife and place it on the stove until the tip turns red(only a small edge need be this hot) from heat and then press the flat edge on the anus for 3 seconds. Remove the knife then apply neosporin.
Laser procedures are actually more painful due to the duration needed to cover the entire area at a fusion depth of 1 millimeter.
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OMGGGGGGG butter knife in your pooper?????????/
