2 more popped in my head this morning:
"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer." ~H. Simpson
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a gawd-damned sexual tyrannasaurus! Just like me." ~ Predator (again)
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SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture!
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