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I don't normally like to let out my secret, but just this once I'll reveal my fool-proof technique. Any time you feel the urge to either smoke or to bitch at somebody because you can't smoke, try this:
1. Find a brick.
2. Grasp it firmly with both hands.
3. Smash it against your forehead.
4. Repeat step 3 until you have successfully rendered yourself unconscious.
This may not help you get over your addiction, but it will sure help those around you deal with it better.
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