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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
and sees that it is in is in perfect order,
spotless clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping.
Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks,"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door"
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that!
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

a self-induced hangover - $100.00

broken furniture - $200.00

breakfast - $10.00

saying the right thing - priceless.

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