I like to make her say ridiculously complicated things. These sound even funnier when you make her say them in German:
I cannot establish the proper context so I have decided to withdraw from the debate.
My umbrella failed to open and as a result I was drenched by the torrential rains.
My prosthetic hip collapsed under my eight hundred pounds of McDonald's-induced lard so I was forced to undergo surgery to install a titanium brace.
Although many experts disagree, I think excercising the pubococcygeal muscle for eleven thousand six hundred and twenty-two seconds per day is as healthy as running sixteen miles in a roaring hurricane.
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