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We had a huge houseparty a few years back, and this one dude was so wasted he couldn't stand. He was laying on the sofa. Apparently he had to pee. So he unzipped his pants and peed on the livingroom floor. It was funny. I didn't have to clean up after him. the same guy later tried to go to bathroom, but didn't make it, and leaned on a wall and peed on their entrancehall floor, again it was funny, atleast so I heard. At that time I was floating passed out in an indoors swimmingpool on a rubber waist thingy to keep me on the surface. Unfortunately someone lit the fireplace at the pool room, and the chimney wasn't opened.. so I got poisoned and sick, I paid back by peeing in the pool.
fucking good times.
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..and I'm off.
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