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I do dance routines involving cartwheels and firecrackers, and make statues out of cracker jacks and epoxy.
When I'm not watching my Pigeon escape untold death by the talons of the cooper hawk and peregrine falcon, I teach my cats the finer points of RiverDance.
I do accounting, monitor and analyze traffic trends, and serve as the moral officer (whiplash handouts).
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