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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Our setup has had 0 downtime in over 2 years bitch.
You just mad cause you got owned earlier.
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What? The kid didn't get owned by NO ONE! Secondly, let me prove you're a liar! Now, if you know ANYTHING about your little "hosting" company, you'd want to retract your previous statement. Now, let me get a little bit technical with you. Let's start here. First of all, you're probably running a Linux server with Apache 1.0 or 2.0. Now, you're also running cron jobs. Now, for when the cron jobs on your server process, it takes down the httpd services (aka apache) to hahahahahahaha the jobs. So, since httpd is stopped, you can't serve up pages. Since those pages can't be served up, YOUR SERVICE IS CONSIDERED DOWN AZZHOLE!! You're down for at least 10 minutes/day b/c of cron jobs running! NOW, SUCK MY DICK BEEEYOTCH!