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"I'm sick of seeing it," said Shepherd, a first-term legislator. "The community's outraged. And if parents can't do their job, if parents can't regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law."
What he should be saying is:
"... And if parents can't do their job, if parents can't regulate what I want their children to wear, then I'll create a law that will. Obviously, I'm a closet pedo, and I can't help but stare at those juicy young girls wearing hip-huggers and thongs and.. I mean.. it's disgracefull, rediculous and completely inappropriate. No - not me, the clothes - I mean the clothes!"
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