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Originally posted by WiredGuy
twiddling the toggle
buttering the potato
digging for clams
romancing the rose
the two-finger tango
tip toeing through the two tips
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two-knuckle shuffle
Auditioning the finger puppets
Buttering your bagel
Checking the oil
Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
Doing my nails
Double-clicking your mouse
Filling your niche
Finding yourself
Fingering something out
Flipping the light switch repeatedly
Flossing the cat
Fluffing the kitty
Getting a stain out of my carpet
Getting the last pickle out of the jar
Indoor fishing
Jilling off
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Making your own gravy
Menage a moi
Mistressbate
Muffin buffin'
Nail polish remover
Nursing a hatchet wound
Opening the bottom drawer
Petting the kitty
Playing the clitar
Playing the slots
Polishing the wedding ring
Preheating the oven
Priming the pump
Reading braille
Romancing thy own
Rubbin Hood
Rubbin' the nubbin
Soaking in Palmolive
Spanking your puppy on the nose
Stirring the soup
The magical disappearing finger trick
The ole feel n' squeal
Working out at the Y