and here's another one.
It is the last day of the school year and there is really not much to do. All the kids are restless because they are ready for the summer break. The teacher says, "The first person to correctly answear each question I ask may leave immediately."
Little Johnny thinks to himself, "Good. I wanna get outta here. I'm smart. I'll answear first." The teacher asks, "Who said, Four score and seven years ago? Before Johnny could answear Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln!" The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You may leave." The teacher then inquires, "Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"? and before Johnny could speak Mary shouts, "John F.Kennedy!" That's right, Mary. You may leave." The teacher says. Johnny mumbles a little too loudly under his breath, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher heard and asked with shock, "Who said that?!"
"Bill Clinton", says Johnny," may I go now?"
