No, it's me she's mad at. She blames me for everything.
If she could she'd blame me for the weather.
She blamed me for my daughter throwing up. My daughter was crying really hard and gagging and spitting and I said "don't cry so hard you're going to throw up." Which she did, into my cupped hands. Meanwhile the bitch is shouting from the other room: "IS SHE THROWING UP? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? SHE WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THROWING UP UNTIL YOU GAVE HER THE IDEA!!"
