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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
This annoying fucker drives down my street about 9 months out of the year.. every day. I know he is trying to make a living.. but his being on my street with his annoying little tune that comes blaring out, it even stops the music and says in a loud electronic voice "Hello", is driving me crazy!
I want to smash the fucking sound system on that damn truck!
The worst part is my little one will beg borrow and steal to get a dollar to buy this cheap ass icecream bar. If he is unable to get the money he throws wild tantrums that are out of control..
I told my oldest i was going to kick the icecream mans ass if he continues to come down this street every day...He is making a fortune off of me alone..
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do what I did:
Me and my buddies used to sit on a playground and this mother fucken truck used to come all the time with that nasty ass barney tune designed to summon all the zombie children to eat ice cream
so after a month in the summer of that FUCKEN tune ringing for 30 minutes every time, we came up to the guy and told him that if comes back we'll destroy his truck
so he came back naturally.
the next time he came back we were ready and it was his last
as soon as he stopped 2 of us went to buy somethin on the side while the rest stormed in from the back door and ripped out everything..
like the fridges and all that jam and juicy shit that gets poured
the bastard never came back
