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all these "i told you i was sick" ones remind me of a joke.
A businessman hires a new employee for his company. A few days go by and the guy is doing great. The next Tuesday he doesn't show up for work but returns on Wednesday.
The boss pulls him aside and asks him where he was the following day. He replies "I was sick". The boss understands and tell him he should call him to let him know.
The next Tuesday the same thing happens and the employee returns on Wednesday. Once again the boss asks him why he didnt come in... to that he replies "I was sick". This time he writes him up since he didn't call.
And the next tuesday it happens again! The employee doesn't show up for work. By this time the Boss is pissed and confronts him, "what's going on? why are you never here on tuesdays!?". The employee tells him, "Well... if you really want to know... every tuesday morning, I stop by my handicapped sisters house to cook her breakfast. One thing leads to another and we end up spending the whole day having sex in her bedroom."
"Oh my god!" says the boss.
The employee responds "Yeah I told you I was sick".
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