Heres what I would say if I were you:
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Hello,
Thank you for writing. I am sorry to inform you but I am a internet pedo. I don't really know any advice to give your son, infact I only read these emails so I can beat off to them. Wouldn't you believe it, I have my cock in my hand right now. Please report me to the authorities, I have a problem. Thanks
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ThePornPusher
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