That so fucking funny. I was put in that situation last night at a friends house. It's a small apartment with paper thin doors. We had no TV on or anything. Fucking sucked...
Usually I turn on the faucet, Or an exhaust fan if provided, and in sever instances: The Courtesy Flush
Shitting after a long weekend drinking and living off of Taco Bell Chalupas with Fire Sauce is a whole other can of worms