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Slick · 08-04-2001, 05:26 PM

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem

I'm scared of getting a woman pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

At least those seem new to me, crusify me if they're not, ha ha ha.

08-04-2001, 05:26 PM
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Pickup Lines Once Again. I have some new ones though, he he. Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem I'm scared of getting a woman pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms? (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size. If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... At least those seem new to me, crusify me if they're not, ha ha ha.