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CDSmith · 04-15-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by synergysex
These are good ideas. Let me share add a few onto the list...

1. Always send it certified mail, return reciept requested. Must suck to sit there and stamp all of those return reciepts.

2. If you print your tax forms from PDFs or use tax software, set your printer to print them out very lightly. This should cause eyestrain...

3. Staple your check to the return so that when they tear it off, the routing numbers at the bottom of your check are messed up. They'll eventually clear your check, but it will slow them down since someone at the Federal Reserve will have to research and enter it by hand.

4. Insert an advertising flyer for your website(s) in the envelope. You paid for the postage, may as well get your money's worth.

5. Put your tax hahahahahahahahas in a 9" x 12" envelope. Then put the envelope in a box 18" x 18" x 18" or as large as you can find and UPS it to them. This is only if you are filing before the due date, since you sure as hell dont wanna pay overnight rates on a box that size, but for ground it is by weight and not by size. Make sure it is signature required so you can prove you sent it...if you really want to be an asshole, fill the box with those peanuts.. the ones that are not anti-static and stick to everything.

6. If you are enclosing 1099s or W-2s, rip them almost in half - but not all the way. Ripped hahahahahahahahas still count and they have to accept them.

7. hahahahaha mean things about the IRS on the outside of the envelope on the back.

8. After you seal your tax return up and apply postage, spill coffe or soda on the enevlope. Allow it to soak in, then wipe it away. This makes all the forms inside cake together and they wont be any wiser, you could just say the post office did it.

Super ideas there. Nice.