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CDSmith · 04-15-2004, 07:39 AM

Here's how to fuck with the IRS and NOT get in any trouble for it...

Since it will soon be tax day, here are some suggestions for getting
some small satisfaction for the money you pay.....

1. Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put
them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples on the right side.

2. Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the
right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).

3. Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it
dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.

4. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or
three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.

5. Wr<b></b>ite a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has
to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.

6. Wr<b></b>ite your letter on something misshapen and unconventional.
Like on the back of a supermarket sack.

7. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a
single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.

8. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly
envelope to your half destroyed form.

9. Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign
fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.

10. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be
verified and then date stamped.

These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with
the IRS. These methods are ONLY recommended when you OWE money.

If they owe you money, being nice helps.

04-15-2004, 07:39 AM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Tax time. Here's how to fuck with the IRS Here's how to fuck with the IRS and NOT get in any trouble for it... Since it will soon be tax day, here are some suggestions for getting some small satisfaction for the money you pay..... 1. Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples on the right side. 2. Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side). 3. Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand. 4. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms. 5. Wr<b></b>ite a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on. 6. Wr<b></b>ite your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a supermarket sack. 7. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess. 8. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form. 9. Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away. 10. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be verified and then date stamped. These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the IRS. These methods are ONLY recommended when you OWE money. If they owe you money, being nice helps. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 Last edited by CDSmith; 04-15-2004 at 07:41 AM..