This is Tim. He's a good ol' West Texas redneck. At 51 years of age, he looks like he is half dead.
Life has been rough on old Timmay. Not the best childhood, 2 tours in Vietnam, 1 Purple Heart, and not a hell of a lot of class or good looks.
BUT.....There are lessons to be learned from Tim. Tim is constantly getting top notch 18 to 25 year old pussy. How do I know this? I have been friends with Tim for about 8 years now. In that time I have seen this man pull one hottie after another.
Now Tim lives in Atlanta and if I end up going to the Atlanta show, I will be sure and bring him along since he is always good for more than a few laughs.
Most of this is pretty pointless accept for one pearl of wisdom that he siad to me a few weeks ago. I asked him how he gets these chicks. His reply?
"At my age and with my looks, I never know if I am gonna be able to get it up again or even have another chance to try. I fuck every girl as if it is my last chance to get some."
