This idiot lady driving her SL500 today cuts me off and sends me off the road. So after i get my ride back onto the road it turns out we were headed to the same place, Chipotle. So when I arrive I see her parking her car, and I proceeded to park next to her. As she gets out of her car this is how the conversation goes....
ME: did you know that you just ran me off the road
HER: so what (this got me angry)
ME: "so what", i should fucking slap you for being such a stupid bitch. I guess it would only matter had I hit a telephone pole or something, huh?
HER: (she is in my face now) do you know who the fuck you're talking to. My dad will sue your ass just for talking to me like that. Who the fuck do you think you are.
ME: (realizing this is going no where I responded) I'm Rick James bitch. Enjoy yourself.
HER: What? Do you think you're funny?
ME: (laughing at this point) Sweety, go fuck yourself! You're one load that should have been swallowed! So fuck your daddy!
HER: (crying, getting back into her car and leaving)
Needless to say, I am on this board so much "go fuck yourself" was on the tip of my tongue, and I unleashed it. And chipotle was good by the way.
