I am 18 now but when I was 17 some guy told me to call him on my 18th birthday. Needless to say I never called him, but that night I ended up going to a strip club with some girlfriends, and he was a stripper there.
The whole time we talked he told me he was 26.
About a month later I had ran into an old friend who actually knew this guy and he told me that this guy was actually 36...
I was so disgusted.
And not only was he 36, but he also had numerous felonies from doing shit to his ex wife. Let me tell you...I pick the best ones.
He was definitely a WINNER!