Ok,
Let me get the ball rolling on this one.
Here are mine.
1. selling slightly used penis enlargement equipment
2. moonlights as a gynelogical pay-per-view consultant
3. thinks a conversion is a religious experience
4. wants to open the first strip joint in space
5. Thinks Betty Rubble converts better than Wilma Flinstone
6. to click or not to click, that is the question
7. official doorknob fucker niche webmaster
8. voted for Larry Flynt for President
9. requests colonoscopies frequently
10. got crabs from boneprone
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