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Originally posted by CDSmith
If reincarnation is true, then I think I want to come back as a male lion.
Male lions sleep for like 18 hours a day.
Their mate does all the hunting.
Once the food arrives, the male lion gets first crack at it.
If one of the baby lions gets in the way or gets mouthy, the male lion swats them into next week.
If the female lion doesn't earn her keep, she too gets swatted into next week.
After gorging on antelope and then taking the misses for a good fuck, it's back to sleep time.
Yep, I wanna come back as a lion. :D
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There is a down side though, if another male lion starts fancying your lionesses you may have to fight to the death to keep them. If you survive and lose, it's no sex, living alone, and hunting for yoself. Plus he'll kill all your kids and fuck all your wimmen.