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Tam · 07-21-2001, 04:13 PM

Ok not all of it, but I can laugh about it now... I have just had the worst possible damn week.

Saturday, a week ago, I go to buy me a new pair of shoes, 35 damn miles away...... ok not a big thing right? I get them home, work keeps me hopping so I don't even get to look at them..... Monday I go to wear them out and find out I have two damn LEFT shoes..... ok it's just my damn luck, I can laugh about it now......

Ok Tuesday I get a certified letter in my mail, I sign for it, open it and I find out I am being sued for a $2300 debt for a MasterCard, which freaks me out because you have to actually HAVE a MasterCard before you can be in debt with one right? I go online and find out it is a telemarketing scam where they can charge bogus shit on you, and most would have just paid it, and GOD I was pissed..... ok so I find out that while ANYONE can file charges, THEY have to back it up....... I never had a damn MasterCard, so that's all cleared up, I filed charges right back on them.

Yesterday I am at my pc working like a damn dog, my kids come flying up the stairs, YES all 4 of them, and since I am sitting right by the stairs, they scared me half outta my mind, screaming the Sheriff is here...... JESUS, what next huh? Turns out my son has to go to court and testify against a kid trying to sell him stolen band instruments.... ok so that one is ok too.

Ok, finally, I am sitting here day after day hearing my hubby say that his pc won't do SHIT, it just sucks ass.... it's a Gateway, *rolling my eyes* what do you expect..... so today he is checking one of MY hotmail boxes and finds an attachment, well he downloads it and tries to open it....... it won't open.... DUH!!! It's that fucking virus, so I run over there like a mad woman, trying to make sure he isn't infected, all the while calling him an idiot for opening any attachment right now.... keep in mind this thing has infected EVERY single one of my friends on here on some level...... well guess what?

NOT HIS!!! He can't even catch a damn computer virus.... rotfl.... yeah this is good but jesus when you can't even extract a damn virus on a damn computer....... good grief...... he looks at me and says very seriously, "See, I told you it was a fucking piece of shit, I can't even download a damn virus on it" and the wild part is he DIDN'T even have a damn spec of anything resembling a virus scanner on it, he by god does now though.

Ok I can laugh about it now.... but dammit what a week.

So how was your week? LMAO

Tam

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07-21-2001, 04:13 PM
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,508	This is hilarious...... Ok not all of it, but I can laugh about it now... I have just had the worst possible damn week. Saturday, a week ago, I go to buy me a new pair of shoes, 35 damn miles away...... ok not a big thing right? I get them home, work keeps me hopping so I don't even get to look at them..... Monday I go to wear them out and find out I have two damn LEFT shoes..... ok it's just my damn luck, I can laugh about it now...... Ok Tuesday I get a certified letter in my mail, I sign for it, open it and I find out I am being sued for a $2300 debt for a MasterCard, which freaks me out because you have to actually HAVE a MasterCard before you can be in debt with one right? I go online and find out it is a telemarketing scam where they can charge bogus shit on you, and most would have just paid it, and GOD I was pissed..... ok so I find out that while ANYONE can file charges, THEY have to back it up....... I never had a damn MasterCard, so that's all cleared up, I filed charges right back on them. Yesterday I am at my pc working like a damn dog, my kids come flying up the stairs, YES all 4 of them, and since I am sitting right by the stairs, they scared me half outta my mind, screaming the Sheriff is here...... JESUS, what next huh? Turns out my son has to go to court and testify against a kid trying to sell him stolen band instruments.... ok so that one is ok too. Ok, finally, I am sitting here day after day hearing my hubby say that his pc won't do SHIT, it just sucks ass.... it's a Gateway, rolling my eyes what do you expect..... so today he is checking one of MY hotmail boxes and finds an attachment, well he downloads it and tries to open it....... it won't open.... DUH!!! It's that fucking virus, so I run over there like a mad woman, trying to make sure he isn't infected, all the while calling him an idiot for opening any attachment right now.... keep in mind this thing has infected EVERY single one of my friends on here on some level...... well guess what? NOT HIS!!! He can't even catch a damn computer virus.... rotfl.... yeah this is good but jesus when you can't even extract a damn virus on a damn computer....... good grief...... he looks at me and says very seriously, "See, I told you it was a fucking piece of shit, I can't even download a damn virus on it" and the wild part is he DIDN'T even have a damn spec of anything resembling a virus scanner on it, he by god does now though. Ok I can laugh about it now.... but dammit what a week. So how was your week? LMAO Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!