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Oh that was too funny.
I did learn how to spell amateur correctly - only after selling porn.
I especially liked #18.
I never really understood why pornos had plots. I used to work at a TV/VCR repair place and we had an old guy that would always get his equipment fixed there. He became friendly with our chief VCR tech and when he died he left him 7 trash bags full of porn videos. Well his wife was not happy about this, so I got some as well as everyone else that worked there.
That is the only thing I have ever gotten from a will - indirectly.
Anyway, I never really understood why they bothered - I would always have to fast forward to the good parts. I think I should start a company named "plotless porn". No music, no plots, just fucking and sucking.
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