Tell ya what, Jervis.. Why don't you punch your monitor and I'll fall on the floor and pretend to be hurt? Then you can giggle with delight and feel completely satisfied in the waning moments before I dropkick this playpen full of retards into a vat of hydrochloric acid.
Monkey Spunk? And I thought this was ADULT webmasters? You're one of a kind. In fact, hand over your voter registration card right now, pubert.
Now listen, you diabolical waste of Viagra with severe myopia and overflowing Pampers, you can sit there all white knuckled and gritting your tooth all you like; you're a hunchbacked bitch with a "vacancy" sign hung directly above your asshole, and there's not a thing you can do about it.
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Step up and get dropped like a 12 kilo crap in your funderoos.