The only thing you smelly Europeans need to know is that we "stupid" Americans will nuke your asses to glass if you don't do EXACTLY as we say.
You are our dogs. You do as we say. You live or die at our whim. There is nothing you can do about this.
Only the Brits are worthy of standing with us, because it was the Brits who handed your leashes over to us after owning your asses for a few hundred years. They taught us how to handle the yappy, deluded cowards of Europe and keep you all in line, working for American interests. Unlike the rest of Europe, they aren't afraid to fight.
The rest of Europe is afraid to host even a pansy soccer (football to you fags) game if the Brits are going to show up.
Now if we could only teach you about plumbing, bathing, and how to cross your legs like men and not like girls ...
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