I don't know about your "shit" question, but I used to have a nice room set up in my parent's basement about 15 years ago, and while working nights at the hospital I had NO desire to get up to piss in the upstairs bathroom every time.
So I stole a plastic urinal from work
(sometimes I miss that ol' urinal, even though the bathroom in my present home is only about 15 steps from my bed....that's not the point)
Pro, ya want I should steal a bedpan for you? I still have connections at my former job. Very valueable connections.
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