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This might not be the "worst" thing I've ever done, but I still feel horrible about it.
This January a really good friend of mine (lets call her Jenny) was having her 21st birthday party at her apartment. I've had a perma-crush on her since we've known each other in high school, but she won't have anything to do with me. We're "friends", really good ones, which is fine because she is cool as hell.
So at the party everyone gets good and smashed. Her best friend from childhood is in town (lets call her Kristen) and was giving me looks all night. Jenny leaves her apartment to go mack on her quasi-boyfriend. I, in all my wisdom, decided to have dirty nasty sex with Kristen in Jenny's bed. No condom. Came all over her sheets. Caused all her roommates to think I'm a sketchy bastard. General badness.
Things really haven't been the same since. Oh yea, I pissed on her bathroom floor, too.
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