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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
If she asks and the truth is "yes", tell her. After the fighting/crying ends, she'll either start dieting or she'll stop asking you if she looks fat -- both ways work out to your advantage. 
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tell her ?!?!
no freakin' way ... that's time for the looking out the hahahahahahas ( [sigh] clear device that lets light in from the outside commonly made from melted sand ) and shouting "is that elvis ?!" trick. or else you just say "yes dear, right away dear". i'll take getting in trouble for not paying attention to her ...
... as a last resort ( IE ... the last two didn't work ) --grab your chest, fall on the floor and pretent your having a heart attack ...