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Flash · 07-12-2001, 08:45 PM

Yesterday I was in search of the bandwich.I just wanted to know what one tasted like.I had read so much about them here on the board.I began my search at Red Lobster where I sat for 15min and was never presented a menu or that fuckin glass of water that nobody ever drinks.That's when I noticed the couldn't find server error.They were very busy.

I proceeded to McDonalds.I asked for the Mcbandwich.Some kid who couldn't speak English well said something about my mother and a dog.

As soon as I was released from jail for A&B,I quickly resumed my search.Desperate and broke I went to the only place I could afford.....Denny's.

A cigarette smoking waitress came to take my order.I asked about the bandwich.She quickly rattled off what all came with it.

You get all of the below for $2.50
A smokin bandwich
Server Sidedish Includes:
Cgi fries
SQL salad with your choice of dressing.
(the cigarette ashes that she dropped in my food was complimentary)

As I was leaving Denny's,I turned to the Denny's staff,especially my waitress,and said "Go fuck yourself".For some reason that didn't go over as well as it does here on the board.Unfortunately that was my first and last bandwich.I have been banned from Denny's for life.

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Your tattooed messiah

[This message has been edited by Flash (edited 07-12-2001).]

07-12-2001, 08:45 PM
Flash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Drunknstate Posts: 156	I finally found the bandwich!! Yesterday I was in search of the bandwich.I just wanted to know what one tasted like.I had read so much about them here on the board.I began my search at Red Lobster where I sat for 15min and was never presented a menu or that fuckin glass of water that nobody ever drinks.That's when I noticed the couldn't find server error.They were very busy. I proceeded to McDonalds.I asked for the Mcbandwich.Some kid who couldn't speak English well said something about my mother and a dog. As soon as I was released from jail for A&B,I quickly resumed my search.Desperate and broke I went to the only place I could afford.....Denny's. A cigarette smoking waitress came to take my order.I asked about the bandwich.She quickly rattled off what all came with it. You get all of the below for $2.50 A smokin bandwich Server Sidedish Includes: Cgi fries SQL salad with your choice of dressing. (the cigarette ashes that she dropped in my food was complimentary) As I was leaving Denny's,I turned to the Denny's staff,especially my waitress,and said "Go fuck yourself".For some reason that didn't go over as well as it does here on the board.Unfortunately that was my first and last bandwich.I have been banned from Denny's for life. ------------------ Your tattooed messiah [This message has been edited by Flash (edited 07-12-2001).]