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Old 04-02-2004, 10:45 PM  
Marcus Aurelius
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My grandmother had alzheimers before she died and she ended up staying with my mom and dad. One night my dad woke up and she was holding a pillow over his face. one week later, she was in a nursing home. Sad but true age takes its toll.

I told my wife fuck getting old and shitting in diapers with no brain left to recall the good times. at the first sign of my mind going, im going to a ferrari dealership, ask to hear an F40, F50, or enzo run, doesnt matter which, tell him its an old mans dying wish, when the salesman cranks it im stealing it at gunpoint and taking it for a 230 mile an hour cruise through the state of georgia ending in a fiery crash somewhere near the florida state line killing me instantly...
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