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from todays email from popbitch.com
>> Can you keep it down, Ms Aguilera <<
Christina makes an arse of herself
Stand-up comedian Daniel Kitson (Spencer in
Phoenix Nights) was on tour a few months ago.
After his gig in Dublin Daniel retired to his
hotel room. He quickly realised he could hear
the couple in the next room having sex really
loudly. Dan calls his friends into the room
and they lay on the bed listening to the
shagging for hours, which was occasionally
enlivened by a woman screaming to be "fucked
in the ass, big boy".
The next morning he mentioned his noisy neighbour
to reception. The receptionist smiled and replied,
"Apologies Mr. Kitson, you're not the first guest
to complain about Ms. Aguilera's noise!"
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