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A man walked into a bar...
A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a
beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the
barman replied, "Yes."
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, "Could I have a nice
juicy
T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly sir," replied the bartender, but all that comes to real
money."
"How much money?" inquired the guy. "4 cents," he replies.
"FOUR cents!!!!" exclaimed the guy.
"Where's the Guy who owns this place?"
The barman replied, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy said, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
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