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Old 03-29-2004, 04:53 PM  
Shoehorn!
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Tying them up on one of those medievel tables with the straps, then take a razor blade and cut 1" cuts on their body. Then fill those wounds with salt. Do that everyday for a month, then when the wounds start to heal, grind them with a cheesegrater. Then hang them.
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