Thank you for making me laugh...that is a good joke!
Here is one:
A prisoner escapes jail and hides in an appartment, when the couple that lives there gets home the guy ties them both up. He leans, very seductively near the woman's ear, says something and goes to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife " Honey, this man hasn't had sex in years and he seemed to be very seductive...please please do whatever he asks, save us from this mad man, and also pretend to like whatever he does to you! I love you honey, I know you can do this." His wife turns around, looks at him, smiles and says "Dear, am so glad you think that way, he was not seducing me, he actually whispered that he thinks you are hot and wanted to know where we keep the Vaseline. Darling, please be strong.....and sweety....I love you too"
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