Thread: Only in America
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Old 03-28-2004, 04:06 PM  
attention_whore
Why does my mouse have brown stains?
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: CA
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1. Actually the ambulance is closer than the pizza places where I live, and the pizza place is only a mile away.
2. Handicap people like to watch ice skaters.
3. That's a stumper.
4. I personally prefer the taste of diet sodas over regular.
5. I haven't heard of people accidentally walking off with doors.
6. Neighbors don't complain about cars being in a driveway.
7. Who uses answering machines to screen calls anymore? Caller I.D. ....
8. You can buy hot dogs in packs of eight also.
9. Weird.
10. Because people can also WALK up to these ATM's, including blind people.
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