I didn't make these up so don't shoot the fucking messenger!
Awful Joke#1
Q. What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!!!
Awful Joke#2
Q. What's Black and Blue and Hates Sex?
A. A rape victim.
I told you! Those are definetly jokes you don't want to tell in most situations. A friend of mine decided to tell joke#1 on a date. Needless to say, the date ended shortly thereafter.
If you've heard worse, post them!