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Originally posted by VIP:
So you got like 3 weeks....
week 1: start in Amsterdam and learn about the way we kicked English and Spanish butt when we ruled the World. 
Ask a police man to light your joint and Rent a car for 3 weeks to travel in Europe.
Go to Paris (6 hour drive) and visit the Louvre, Crazyhorse Saloon and that Eifel tower-thing.
Travel to Monaco to see some serious lifestyle ( another 6 hour drive ) and then cross the border to go to Italy. In Italy you can visit Rome and Venice ( it's the same as the well-known hotel) and do some skiing in the Italian mountains and ski to Switserland.
Week 2: Take the boat to the Greek isles Crete and Kos and then back to Athens. From Greece to Turkey to see some Islamic stuf and ride a camel.
Week 3 Take your car back to Amsterdam via Austria and Germany and meet the people from all the countries you have just visited and get drunk before you get back in the plane, because all the English will be. :rolleyes
Note: If the price of gazoline was not that high in Europe (4 x US) we all would drive "Vipers" here....
Deserted place during the time you are traveling to Europe: Spain, not even bullfights...
What you absolutely should do: Leave your wife home 
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HEY guy if you can find a camel in Turkey easily for riding i will be glad to pay all your bills when you visit Turkey
i really got bored seeing these fucking cars