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I'd love to be a big movie star like tom hanks, mel gibson, or tom cruise and see negative reviews of my films posted online. I'd take the $25 million or so from my paycheck, send the top 10 writers of the worst possible reviews $100,000 each and have a small note enclosed...
I'm still $24 million (average number) richer than you are. See my next movie, its gonna be great!
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