Thread: The ARS Song
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Old 06-19-2001, 06:02 PM  
brocklanders
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Hello Marc,

Glad you enjoyed the song and that you at least have a sense of humour! Judging by my post above, I *DO* spend a lot of time building my business. And as a business man yourself, I'm sure you'll agree that its important to keep your customers happy.

Seriously though, I love ARS and all you guys there: You, Becky, Laura, etc... You were my first sponsor, and like my first lay, I'll never forget you.

But how is it possible that everything is falling apart at the seems? Traffic and conversion ratios aside, it's the little things that count:

BestSexHost -- No more accounts on BestSexHost? Well then stop telling us "it will be up this week". That was over 3 weeks ago. I know you lose revenue on it, but us Webmasters love it! Heck, I'd still use it even if it wasn't bannerless!

Content -- Hey Marc, the eighties called, they want their content back, lol

Geez, I swear, some of your newer pictures depict a girl in workout socks standing next to a brand new (at the time) '87 Chevy IROC....heheh

And choice of content! You know those sets you have of the brunette girl with the blue shirt and khaki pants? She has a tampon string hanging from her cooch for Christ's sake! My goodness...

Sales remote -- I used to love that thing, until it stopped working.

Message board -- What ever happened to your proposed transition to UBB board? Instead, your current message board looks like the Unabomber programmed it. At least switch to IKONBoard, it's free!

Gallery builder -- broken!

Marc, I appreciate your open-door policy. But actions speak louder than words in this industry so.... FIX STUFF! You'll become a bigger hero in my book than you already are.

So you going to be in Vegas? Let's grab a drink -- I'll even pay for it assuming I can use some of my ARS Reward Points....


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