There once was a guy named Marc De,
Who owned a big part of ARS,
When people would say he shaved,
He'd reply, "that's just a farce"
ARS used to kick a lot of ass,
Would pay me huge amounts
And although they have a free host,
They don't accept new accounts.
ARS tells you they have content.
And even though its free,
It hasn't been updated,
Since 1993.
I really wonder what happened,
To the ARS we knew so well,
Who converted great for us,
Without the popup Hell.
With the old ARS I never worried,
I was always in signup Heaven,
But with ARS 2nd Generation,
I'm 1 in 3 million and seven
So ARS tell me what happened,
To the way things used to be,
Back when you were a great sponsor,
And actually cared about little ol' me.
We all stuck by you when you were growing,
Trying to make a buck,
And even though you are banned by The Hun
You still don't give a fuck.
So listen up Marc De, going to tell you know,
You'll no longer get traffic from me,
Because of your crappy conversion ratio,
It's back to my job at KFC!
--Brock